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Introducing the all new geodesic condomeThe perfect mix of technology and urban lifestyle. We took a fashionable high-rise condominium and rolled over our rubberised geodesic membrane to produce the high performance designer Geodesic condome. It has all the style of a city condo combined with the efficiency and sustainability of a geodesic dome. It’s like having the best of both worlds! Geodesic condome FAQs: Is a geodesic condome safe? Sure, safe as houses, we’ve only had one customer die as a result of a geodesic condome installation. He was over 45 so we think his departure was probably due to old age anyway. Were can I buy a geodesic condome? Pretty much anywhere is the simple answer just look for a sign that says “geodesic condomes for sale” if you go to Hampstead heath with £45,000 in used notes stuffed in a holdall I’ll meet you there and sell you one cheap. I’ll be dressed all in yellow, use the phrase “can you sell me a geodesic condome at a discount” I’ll reply with “what one earth are you talking about” so you’ll know it’s me. How many condome installations have you undertaken? We are a very experienced and dedicated team with many minutes experience looking at the instruction manual. We successfully installed one geodesic condome to date and received no complaints at all. Customer satisfaction is our highest priority and to get 100% of our customers not complaining is I think an excellent achievement. What did the neighbours think? We have had a huge positive response; in fact many people are so overwhelmed they loose the power of speech. One man had to be restrained by police because he was so desperate to hug members of our installation team. Comments made by passers by include:
This article is dedicated to Mike Smith our first and best customer, who was beaten to death by his neighbours shortly after completion of his geodesic condome. |
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